POLICE:ye car parking me cycle q park ki?

SANTA:jab irado me ho dugni chamak to kapdo me q nahi?
POLICE:kya?

SANTA:sirf do pahiyo ka fark he uncle Aa jayege!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 827 views

Retired couple

A retired couple is lying in bed one night and are
discussing all aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" husband
asked wife.
After some thought, she said, "I'd probably look
for a house sharing situation with three other
single or widowed women who might be a little
younger than herself, since she is so active for her
age."
Then wife asked husband, "What will you do if I die
first?"
He replied, "Probably the same thing."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A phatan was playing

A Pathan Was Playing
“Kon Banega Carore Pati”
Shahrukh Khan Asked:
“Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao”
Pathan Replied:
“Hu Ko Pagal Samajhti Haikya?
4 Options Kidhar Hain..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Dobhi Tu To Santa Ka Bhi Bap Nikla

Santa Dobhi Ke Pass Kapde Press Karane Gaya Aur Bola.

Santa: “Meri Ye Wali Shirt Ulti Karke Press Karna”

Dhobi: “Ji Shaab Ji”

Kuch Din Bad Santa Kapde Vapis Lene Gaya To Dekha Ki Shirt Gandi Hui Padi Thhi.

Santa Gusse Se: “Abe Ye Meri Shirt Ka Kya Haal Kar Diya Tune?”

Dhobi Gabrate Hue: “Sahab Main Piche 3 Dino Se Ispe Ulti (Vomit) Karke Press Karne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Hun Par Hui Nahi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apni mat waj jandi aye

Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Bacha-Mis Mai apko

Bacha-Mis Mai apko kesa lgta hu
M:so sweet

B:To mai apne mumy-papa ko apk ghr kb beju
M-vo Q

B-taki vo hmari bat age chlaye
M-ye kya bkwas h

B-tution k liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)