12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay
Lali: 12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay Hai? Kab Se Intzar Kar Rahi Hu.
Santa: Ye Jagte Rehne Ka Smy H? 4 Ghante Se Tumhare Sone Ka Intzr Kr Raha hu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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rishta tod diya..
BANTA: Kyun.Kya kha unhone.?
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