12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay

Lali: 12 Baje Ghar Ane Ka Samay Hai? Kab Se Intzar Kar Rahi Hu.

Santa: Ye Jagte Rehne Ka Smy H? 4 Ghante Se Tumhare Sone Ka Intzr Kr Raha hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 746 views
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