Boy on a date with GF

Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat kahna chahta hoon?
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GF:-Kya?
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BF:-Iam already married.
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GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi aapke pass paise nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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