Boy on a date with GF:-jaan main tumse ek baat kahna chahta hoon?
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GF:-Kya?
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BF:-Iam already married.
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GF:-Apne to mujhe dara he diya, main samjhi aapke pass paise nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hu

Teacher : Bachcho aaj hum grammar padhnge...

"1 aurat 1 khidki se jhaank rahi hai"

Studnt: Ye
Ek vachan hua..

Teacher : "Bahut si aurte khidkiyo se jhak rahi hain"

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Studnt : Ye toh REDLIGHT area hai :D :p

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Bahu ki vidai k baad

bahu ki vidai k baad ghar aane pe saas ne kaha "beti aaj se mujhe ma or apne sasur ko papa kehna.. sham ko pati k aane par biwi boli, maa bhaiya aa gaye...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Ki Kasam Ki Value

Bus Ke Gate Par Latke Yaatriyo Se Conductor Ne Kaha: “Bhaiyo, Andar Ho Jao, Iss Tarah Gate Par Latakna Apki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai”

Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar Na Hua To Conductor Gusse Se Bola: “Tum Logo Ko Tumhari Patniyo Ki Kasam Hai Andar Aa Jao”

Itna Suna Tha Ki Jo Yaatri Seeton Par Baithe The Wo Bhi Gate Par Aakar Latak Gaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Nou jawano age berho

Captain: Nau jawano aage bado
Santa age nai bada
Captain:Tum age kyu nai bade?
Santa:Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado,Me 10 ve
number

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Shadi main khana

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)