Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari
Teacher: Agar Mai Tumhari Mama Hoti To Tumhen Bohat Pyar Karti
Aur Tumhari Har Baat Manti.
Little Santa: O Bibi! Bas Kar Dramay, Menu Pata Aye Tu Mery Aby Te Akh Rakhi Hoi Aye.!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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