Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 878 views
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The head nurse brought them out for their father to see.

He could hardly believe his good fortune. The girl baby had a pink blanket wrapped around her and the boy baby was enclosed in a blue blanket.

He took one step forward just so he could touch the babies and believe they had finally arrived.

As he started to touch them the nurse took a step backwards and said, "You can`t touch those babies. You aren`t sterile!"

With out missing a beat, he retorted "You`re telling ME I`m not sterile?!"

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