Boy : Maine Suna hai is Ghar Mein Jin Bhot aur Rohain Rehti Hy
Pathan : pta Nai
Mje to Khud Mare Hue 8 Sal Hogye
Moral: pathano ko marne k bad B akal nae ati

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1268 views

How woman calls their husband in

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O Ge
Yr 3. Sunte ho?
Yr 4. O bunty k pappa
Yr 5.. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 6. Tum aate ho k main aaon?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Husband: Mere Seeny Me Bohat Dard Ho Raha Hai,
Jaldi Se Ambulance Ke Liye Call Lagao..

Wife: Haan, Lagati Hun,
Apne Mobile/Smartphone Ka Password Batao.

Husband: Rehne Do,
Ab Thora Theek Lag Raha Hai...;-p:)

by lescol (few years ago!)

:p

A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi thi.

Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par jarahi
thi..
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Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile..
Kutti gabhra gayi...
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Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye
nahi..
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)