Teacher: tumhare baap ka kia naam ha??
Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: ye kia naam hoa bhla!!
Pathan: ham jahan marzi hon wo mujhe dhond leta ha....

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1187 views

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia

Aik Aadmi Ki Biwi Sey Sawal Kia Geya Key Aapko Konsi Book Sab Sey Ziada Pasand Hai? Biwi: Apney Husband Ki Cheque Book

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Autowala

Autowala to Santa : Sahab, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Santa ne 50 rupaye autowale ko de diye.
Autowala : Sahab ye to gundagardi hai, meter ki
hisab se 100 rupaye hue hai.
Santa : Tu bhi to baithkar aaya hai, tera kiraya bhi
kya mujhe dena parega!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

1 bachy ko Exam mai koi sawal nahi ata tha
Us ne har sawal key nechy

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Scratch Karky Answers Parh lain

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

There were two blondes

There were two blondes, who went deep into the woods, searching for a Christmas tree.
After hours of subzero temperature and a few close calls with hungry Wolves, one blonde turned to the other and said, "I'm chopping down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

stupid answers!!!

you light an agarbattis if you are in the middle of the river?”

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1) Throw an agarbatti into the river. It make the boat lighter. Use it to light agarbatti

2) Throw an agarbatti in air and catch it. Catches win matches. Use these matches to light agarbatti



3) Take some river water, let it fall drop by drop. You know that “Tip-tip barsa pani, pani ne aag lagai.”. Use it to light the agarbatti.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)