Bewi shohar say

Bewi shohar say

Bewi: App qurbani ka janwar laoo gaye?
Shohar: Begum mujhe he zibba kar lo
Bewi: Gadhay ki siruf kamai hilal hai
Qurbani nahi..:P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 555 views
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