2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.

by nadeem (few years ago!) / 831 views

tum zaror ana

Pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana tum q nahi aye.

2nd Pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi.

1st: me ne likha tha k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

shadi ki salgirah

Wife: Q na hum apni shadi ki salgirah pr dawat k lye bakra ziba karen?

Shohar: ghalti to me ne ki ha? to saza us gharib ko Q dein."

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u

Pathani: I love u
Pathan: khochi hm b tum se I love u kahy to kya krogi
Pathani: Khushi se mar jaun gi

Pathan:
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Jao meri behen

JEE Lo apna zindagi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A man was telling

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”

“Really,” answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?”
“Twelve thirty.”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)