A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 914 views

Jaanwaro Se Hamesha Pyar Karo

Santa Ke Ghar Mein Billi Rehti Thhi, Santa Billi Se Tang Aaker Use Kahi Chod Aaya.

Ghar Aaya To Billi Usse Pehle Pahunchi Hui Thi.

Santa Billi Ko Dubara Kahi Door Chod Ke Aaya, Billi Phir Usse
Pehle Ghar Pahunch Gayi.

Santa Ko Bohut Gussa Aaya, Abb Woh Billi Ko Bohut Hi Jyada

Door Chodne Gaya.
Waha Se Usne Wife Ko Phone Kiya Aur Pucha.

Santa: “Billi Ghar Pahunch Gayi Ya Nahi?”

Wife: “Haan Pahunch Gayi Hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

saradr and girl friend

Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge nikki

Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Profit n loss

In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item@ 12.75 n [email protected], it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police or ambulance

Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.
Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sharab Se Nafrat

Santa : Yaar!
Ye Auratein Sharab
Se Nafrat Q Karati Hai?

Banta :
Islye Ki Sharab Pine Ke
Baad Chuhe Jaisa Pati Bhi Sher
Ho Jata Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)