PATHAN

A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


Pathan: Kaise?

Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga

by itrat batool (few years ago!) / 653 views
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Mohabat Aankh
Se Nahi DiL Se Dekhti Hai (Shakspear)

Jo Bar Bar
Mohabat Krte Hain
Wo Mohabat Krna Nahi Janty
(Ghalib)

Mohabat Wo Kheel Hai Jis Main Aqal Haar Jati Hai
(Hitler)

DiL Ki Hazar
Aankhen Hoti Hain
Magar Wo Mehboob
K Aib Ko Nahi Dekh Sakti
(BULLEY SHAH)

Muhabat mat karna kyun k main bhi muhabat ki wajah se badnaam howi hun
(MUNNI).

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dukh Aur Khushi

Sardar was asked to explain in English: "Dukh hamesha sath rehta hai magar khushi aati jati rehti hai."

The Sardar :- My wife is with me but her sister comes and goes !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar

1 Aurat Aadhi Raat Ko Qabar Pr Baithi Thi

Musafir Ne Pocha: Darr Nhi Lgta?

Aurat: Lo Is Me Da
e Ki Kya Baat Hy

Andar Garmi Thi Is Liye Bahir Bethi Hon =P =D

by Hader Maher (few years ago!)
Pathan aur College Ki larki

Pathan:College Ki Larki Se Bola

I Love U!

Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl:Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pathan: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Nakama student

Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
.
Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
What is B.B.A?

Papa: Beti Inter k baad kya karogi?
Beti: B.B.A karongi.
Papa: What is B.B.A?
Beti: Boyfriend ki Bike pe Aish.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chhote: Sun bade

Chhote: Sun bade

Bade: Kya hai, jaldi bol, main jaldi me hoon…

Chhote: Kyun, kya karna hai tujhe

Bade: Mujhe mall jaana hai… waha mera friend mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Tu jhooth bola raha hai

Bade: Arey main jhuth kyun bolunga, main sach keh raha hoon, wo mera wait kar raha hai

Chhote: Nahin, tu jhuth bol raha hai.. tu yaha hai to wo tera WEIGHT kaise kar sakta hai… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
i was talking about exams

gf: hi
bf: what ?
gf; I cheated
bf : so what do u think i love u ? i have been cheating u frm past 2 yrs .

gf: cried and said noooo .. i was talking about exams.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Looking Sad Today

Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Had ha yar

Some bdy texted me-
Oye joke bhej?
I replied-mein padhai kr rha hu !
After some time !
.
.
.
Reply comes !
.
Mast hai !
Or bhej !!!!
Hadd hai yarr..

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)
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