Pagal chinese se: tum american ho?
Chinese: nhi main chinese hu!
Pagal: nhi tum american ho.
chinese gusse me: haan main american hu Pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 890 views

Kabootar Ka Accident

Car se takra kar kabutar behosh ho gaya.

Aadmi use doctor ke paas le gaya phis ghar le aaya

aur pinjre me rakkha.

Kabutar ko hosh aaya or bola -

"Aila sala jail ho gai, wo car wala mar gaya kya."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Suicide bomber

Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ladki Ko Dekha

Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga. dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar was busy removing

Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.

A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.

sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ghandhi ki dhoti

There was just one cinema theater in the Village. The village people, though backward were very patriotic. In fact as a cinema screen the owner of the theater had installed a khaadi dhoti. The villagers were very happy with the idea of a khaadi dhoti screen. They decided to dedicate the theater to Mahatma Gandhiji, and named the theatre: GANDHI KEE DHOTI Some of the Up coming attractions at GANDHI KEE DHOTI as advertised in the local newspaper were: Gandhi kee Dhoti mein KACHHE DHAGE Gandhi kee Dhoti mein HAL-CHAL Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Daraar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Chuppa Rustom Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Baazigar Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Do Jasoos Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Aandhi Gandhi kee Dhoti mein Garam Hawaa - See more at: http://www.jokesduniya.com/844/gandhi-ki-dhoti/#more-844

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)