Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha

Shadi me Santa bahot der tak kha Rha ta Bnta-kab tak khaoge

Snta-Mai Khud kha- kha k dukhi hu
per kya karu card me likha tha Dinner 7 to 10 PM

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 606 views
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