MODERN BEIZZATI…
MODERN BEIZZATI…
Boy: I luv u
Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai kya?
Boy: Dekhi hai tabhi to tere paas aaya warna Katrina Kaif ke paas na jata!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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