Neend Or Susti
Neend Or Susti Hamari Dushman Hai
Allama Iqbal
Hmen Apne Dushman Se b Piyar Krna Chahye
Qaid e Azam
Ab Banda BABA Ke Many Ya Chacha Ke.?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 986 views
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In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar: I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
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.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Admi: Pathan Bhai
Aap Jab Hanste Hai To
Aap Ke Dimples Parte Hen
Aap Bohat Ache Lagte Hai
Dil Chahta He Aap Ko Piyar Karloon
Pathan: Oo Bhai Jan
Mujhse Sa Ziyada Dimple To
Mere Bivi Ka Parte Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ap k liye jaan kon de skta Hy?
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Apko ghr me 2sri dfa salan koi Nhi Deta jaan kon dega!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Blonde: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai (& jumps into a well.)
Blonde: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Shohar bivi se: aaj keya pakaya hai?,
bv: zeher,
shuhar: acha phir tum kha kar so jao, main der se aaon ga
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool.
"Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool."
"Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Salesman: Sir,Ap Cockroch K Liye Powder Loge Kya?
Sardar : Cokroach Ko Itna Laad Pyar Nai Karte Aaj Powder Denge To Kal Sala Lipstick Mangega
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)