Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem,
Larki Doctor se:
Meri Skin Bohat Ziada Mulayem, Soft aur Sensitiv ha aur Mera Rung B Bohat Gora hai, Main Raat ko kya Laga kr Soya kron?
Doctor:
"KUNDI"....
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 803 views
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