Andaaz Badal Jaate Hai

Injection room ke baahar notice board

Koi mar nahi jata injection

lagwane se Galib Bass

uthne baithne ke andaaz badal jaate hain… ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 567 views
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