Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon
Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,
Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1077 views
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"Khamba dekh k Oye
Khamba dekh k :-)
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