“Achi Achi Baatein”
1) Bike ho ya Car,
Usko Jahaz k jesy mat urrao,
Abey Rocket smjho Rocket,,
2) Koshish kro kisi se bhi Bd-Zbani na kro,
Direct Sir phaar do,,
3) Taaleem hr kisi ka Haq hy,
Isliye sochein k Zyada Parh kr ap kahin kisi ka haq
to nahi Maar rahy..!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 788 views

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,

4 Pathan train k piche bhag rahe thay,
2 charh gaey

To train men logon ne kaha

WELDONE

Pathan: khaak well done?

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Teacher: Homework Kyun Nhi Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light Nhi Thi
Teacher: To Mom Batti Jala Lete

Student: Sir, Maachis Nhi Thi
Teacher: Machis Kiun Nai Thi

Student: Pooja Ghar Me Rkhi Thi.
Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teacher: Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy

Student: Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teacher: Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teacher: Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi :D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

"Yoo-hoo!"

There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-hoo!" she shouts, "How can I get to the other side?"

The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

School Me Master

School Me Master Ji Ne Chote Sardar Se Poocha:
Jis Me Koi Kami Nahi
Usko Kya Kehte Hen?”

Chota Sardar Bola : “Kami-Na”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin

Sardar: Doctor Sahib poray jism mai kahin bhi ungli lagawon tu boht dard hota hai
Doctor did X-ray of his all body and found that he has FRACTURE in his FINGER

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)