preeto poti test karvane gayi
preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein poti chali gayi hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 930 views
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