preeto poti test karvane gayi dr. ne kaha-ye poti nahi halwa hai.
preeto-ek phone kar lu.
dr.-kyo?
preeto-santa ji ko batana hai ki unke tiffin mein poti chali gayi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 804 views

I offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Sweet Sms – You r Under Arrest

Hands Up! . U R Undr Arrest.
Q k jtne pyare ap ho. Itna pyara hona Qanonan jurm hai.
Is lye apko “Dil” me Umar Qed ki saza di jati hai;-) . . .
pta nai esa msg log muje hi Q send krte hai esi kya bt hai mujh me.

I am so sweet hana . :-*-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

High Level Insult

High Level Insult

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha
1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:
Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.
Boy:
ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.
Orat:
wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy:
nahi,
Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi...:P :D

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.

Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Apka No.

Sardar interview dene geya.
Q:ap kitne behan bhai hai ?
Sardar:Ham 9 behan bhai hai

Q:un men apka number konsa hai?
...
Sardar :telenor ka.;-)

by Kashif (few years ago!)