Shiekh Jee Oye Shehzade
Shiekh: Is Sheeshy ki koi Garanty ?
Dukandar: Ap isko 100 Manzil Se Nichy Girao Ye 99 Manzil Tak Nahi Totey Ga.
Shiekh: Jee Oye Shehzade Kar Dey Pack…
by Prince Aurangzeb Tunio (few years ago!) / 961 views
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Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek Sardar Bench par Leta howa tha,
Wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur Sardar se Poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar:No, I am Ranjeet Singh!
Phir dobara ek Angrez guzra aur us ne bhi yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar Ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh!!
Aur yeh keh k uth gaya aur apne se kuch door Laitay huwe Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
Angrez: Yes, I am relaxing.
Sardar:Thapar mar k, Kaminay tu Idher Leta hay, wahan tujhy itny log Dhondh Rahe hain
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Beta Phone Par Apni Maan Ko Bola.
Beta: “Hello Maan, Ek Gud News Hai”
Maan: “Kya Hua?”
Beta: “Hum 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye”
Maan Ne Khushi Se Uchalte Hue Pucha: “Ladka Hua Ya Ladki?”
Beta: “Nahi Maan, Aapki Bahu Ne Dusri Shadi Karli“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is baar jo hua bahut bura hua,
Agli baar tum ek lambi pooch
aur chaar taang paoge.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A Guy was searching these words on Google:
"How to tackle a wife.."
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Google Search Result:
"Even We are searching"...:-D
by lescol (few years ago!)
A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Naukarani: Malkan Ap Udaas Kyun Hai
Malkan: Tumhare Sahab Office Ki Kisi Larki Se Payyar Karte Hai
Naukarani: Nahiiiiin, Sahab Mujhe Dokha Nahi De Sakte
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
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Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
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Ahista Bolo Awaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi Hai
Ab Ho To Ho
SB Ko Btana Zaruri Hai
Kya....!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)