Student
Students ki 7 Nishaniyan
1- Ratta marny ko Mehnat Kahna
2- Har semester mai ye azam karna ke "Es Semester mai sath sath Parhunga"
3- Mobile Off karky parhna owr 5, 5 mint baad mobile ON karke dekhna ke koi msg tu nahi aya
4- Group study mai bar bar kahna ke "Agar ab kesi ne chawal mari tu group se bahir"
5- Parhny se pahle Course ke Page ginna owr gin kar khof se band kar dena
6- Har Lecture ke End mai sath wale larka se pochna "yar tere pas kal wala lecture hai"
7- Yaar apni Degree ka koi Scope nahi
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1247 views
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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
R u agree-
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Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi,
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by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu:D
Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa
gayi to kya karoge ??
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Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to …??
Pappu:- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to…??
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Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red nahuyi to…??
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Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko
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Interviewer:- Wo kyun…?? kya wo traino ki
takkar rok dega ??
.
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Pappu:- Jee nahi,
wo kya hai na k usne kabhi 2 traino kitakkar
nahi dekhi….
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Sardar : O banno car ki speed itni kyon badha di?
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Pathan Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gaya,
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by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Teacher:
Quaid-e-Azam or Allama Iqbal mai kya chez Same hy?
Pathan:
Dono school ki chutti waly din Paida Huwy. :)
(,")<( )> Dimag Dekh yar. /> Pathan ka?
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)