santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 837 views

Eid mubarik

Sardar ko Gali mai 100 rupey ka note mela
Note ke oper lekha tha "EID MUBARAK"
.
Sardar ne idhar udhar dekha,
owr Note Jaib mai rakthy howe bola
"KHAIR MUBARAK"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

College student

How was your blind date ? " a college student asked her roommate.

" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".

" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "

"He was the original owner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Marriage. .

Santa - Apki shadi ho gayi?
Banta - Haji, ek ladki se hui hai.
Santa - Shaadi to ladki se hi hoti hai.
Banta - Nahi ji meri bahan ki to ladke se hui hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Cousion ki Shadi

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha

ek zoo ma ek tota 3 language bol sakta tha
1- English 2- Urdu 3- Punjabi
Ek din ek admi nay test karnye k liye usko kaha k who are you?

Tota Bola I Am Parrot
Admi Nay Phir Kaha Tum Kon Ho
Tota Bola Ma Tota Hu
Adme Nay Phir Pocha Tu Kon Ey
Tota Bola
Taree Pen Da Yaar Wan Salyaa Tenu Ek Warii Samaj Nai Andee Ma Tota Waan

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)