Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue)
Santa (Ladki ko chedte hue): Hor soniya ki haal he…??
Ladki (gusse me) boli: Jo teri behn ka hai.
Santa (hans kar): Woh to pregnant hai!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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“USB Pin Wala Charger Hai?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Pathan : ooy tere chote bhai ki mochain hain aur teri nahin.
2 pathan: is main kya bari bat hai,wo abbu pe gaya hai aur main ammi pe.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sheikh: Pent Di Silai Kini Hy?
Tailor: 400 Rs.
Sheikh: Tey Nikar Di?
Tailor: Rs 200
Sheikh: Nikar E C Dey,
Lambai Pairan Tak Rakhin, Namaz Vi Parhni Hondi Ay…
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Phool wala:
Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen..
Admi:
Meri koi girl frnd nahi...
...
Phool wala:
Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen..
Admi:
Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi..
Phool wala:
Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen...
Admi:
Meri koi biwi bhi nahi..
Phool wala:
Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf se yeh phool Muft leja! :
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
“Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”
Doosra Aadmi bola:
“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Wah Wah
Kya Kehne.
Kal Kary So Aaj Kar,
Aaj Kary So Ab.
Abey Karta hi Rahega to Dhoyega Kab?
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Cute Insult:
Boy: i want to say something to u Gal: wt ?!
...
Boy: Its 3 words & 8 letters
Gal: i know. Its I luv u, ...but i dont!
Boy: No !!
Gal: den wt?!!!
.
Boy: GO TO HELL !!!
lolzz....
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
A sad love story
.
Ek student ko apni classmate se
pyar
ho gaya
.
Ladke ne use prapose kiya
Lekin ladki ne inkar kar diya
Or
teacher ko uski complain kardi
.
Teacher ne ladke ko kaafi daanta
or
1 week k liye class se nikal diya.
.
.
.
Jab 1 week baad ladka wapas
class
me
gaya to
Ladki ko us se pyar ho gaya
.
Ladki ne us ladke ki book me
likha :
I m sorry and I love u too
.
Ladke ne koi response nahi diya
.
Isi tarah 4 saal guzar gaye
.
.
Moral - bewkuf ladki itna bhi nahisamajti
Ladke kabhi books nahi kholte
hai.. :v :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and had been married years. Bob had always want to go flying. The desire deepen each time a barn stormer flew into town to offer rides. Bob would ask, and Sue would say, "No way, ten dollars is ten dollars."
The years went pay, and Bob figured he didn't have much longer, so he got Sue out to the show, explaining, it's free to watch, let's at least watch. And once he got there the feeling become real strong. Sue and Bob started an arguement.
The Pilot, between flights, overheard, listened to they problem, and said, "I'll tell you what, I'll take you up flying, and if you don't say a word the ride is on me, but if you back one sound, you pay ten dollars.
So off they flew. The Pilot doing as many rolls, and dives as he could--heading to the ground as fast as the plane could go, and pulling out of the dive at just the very last second. Not a word. Finally he admited defeat and went back the airport.
"I'm surprised, why didn't you say anything?"
"Well I almost said something when Sue fell out, but ten dollars is ten dollars."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Me tmhara mobile dkh skta ho?
Girl: Han Q nai, Jst a min
Inbox dlete,
Sent item dlete,
Call hstry dlete
Ye lo dekhlo Tmhe tu mujh pr trust hi nai hy.
by Raju (few years ago!)