2 cockroach ICU main admit hue
2 cockroach ICU main admit hue....
1st: kisne mara??...
2nd: aray kisi ne nahiye larkian mujhe dekh k itna chillati hain k heart attack ho geya tha
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 513 views
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