Aisa Kutta Naseeb Walo Ko Hi Milta Hai

Ek Pati Apni Patni Ka Janaza Le Ja Raha Tha.

Janaze Ke Aage Ek Kutta Aur Peeche Aadmiyon Ki Lambi Line Thi.

Ek Aadmi Ne Ye Dekha Aur Jab Uski Samajh Mein Na Aaya Ki Ye Kya Chakkat Hai To Jaakar Pati Se Puchha.

Aadmi: “Bhai Sahab Ye Sab Kaise Hua?”

Pati: “Ye Jo Kutta Hai, Is Ne Kaat Liya Tha”

Aadmi Ne Kuch Socha Aur Bola: “Ye Kutta Ek Din Ke Liye Udhar Mein De Do”

Pati: “Jarur, Par Peechhe Line Mein Lag Jao“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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