1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,
Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:
Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
Similar Jokes
Happy Puttar day!
Is din hr baap ko apne
Puttar ki yad ati ha.
Is liy mjhe b tumari yad
i Ab ye sms mjhe hi send
kr k abu k sath begerti na
krna,
MIss U beta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Interviewer:
Can U Make A Sentence
Using Green, Pink And Yellow.
Sardar : Why Not Ji
My Phone Rings …
GREEN GREEN ,
I PINK Up The Phone And Say YELLOW
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hai ?
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko koi cheez nhi bechte.
Pathan after 1 month clean shave or 3 piece suit pehn kr gya :
Pathan :
Ye FRIJ kitne ka hy ?
Dukandar:
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
After 2 months full Angrez ban k gya :
What’s the cost of that FIRIJ
Dukandar :
Hm pathano ko chezen nhi bechte.
Pathan gusse me :
Tujhe kese pata chal jata hai k me pathan hon ?
Dukandar :
Q k ye FRIJ nhi ” ALMAARi ” hy.
Geo Pathan…
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Santa: The judge fined me for stealing again.
Banta: Why in the world do you keep stealing?
Santa: I have to steal to pay those.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Rail Ki Parti Par Lait Gaya
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kar Rahe Ho
Train Aye Ge To Mar Jao Ge
Pathan : Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzar Gaya Kuch Nahi Hua
Train Kya Cheez Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
BAHU K 1-2 affair sunne k baad sasur ne suicide karli
3-4 k din baad sohar ne bhi suicide kar li,
magar SAAS chup aur zinda rahi.
Kiyu?
“KION K SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI”.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
what is ds difference between indian cricket team
and toilet ..
kuch b nahy waha b dhoni hay or yaha b dhoni hay
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
GIRL-Dear Hum Kaha Ja Rahe Hai?
BOY-Long Drive Par Dear.
GIRL-Pahele Kyu Nahi Bataya.
BOY-Mujhe Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Jab Break FAIL hua.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ik accident hoya, bohot bheer ikathi ho gi.
Santa Kumar nu agge ja ke dekhan da moka nahi c mil reha. Clever Santa cried: "Hai mera bapu…"
Bheer ne Santa nu agge jan dita. Agge ja ke dekhya ta…
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...khota marya pya c !!!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar To An Pathan:
If Paratha & Pizza Is Dropped From A 90 Feet Building,
Which Will Reach Da Ground First?
Pathan: Pizza, Bcoz It’s Fast Food!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)