Dada Or Dadi Ne
Apni Jawani K Dino Ko
Phr Se Yad Kr K Manane Ka Socha,
Unho Ne Faisla Kiya K Hm Phr Drya Kinare Milange,
Dada Suba Jaldi Uth Kr Tyar Ho K,
Gulab Le Kr Kinare Pohncha,
Boht Dyr Hogai Dadi Nhi I,
Wo Ghuse Mey Ghr Aya,
Or Phul Phenkte Hoe Bola:
Tum I Q Nhi,
Dadi Shrmate Hoe Boli:
Ami Ne Jane Ni Dia:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1119 views

Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

Agar Doctor Log Film Banate To Title Kya Hota?

1. Kabhi Khansi Kabhi Dam

2. Kaho Na Bukhar Hai.

3. T.B No.1.

4. Hum Blood De Chuke Sanam

5. Kal Patient Ho Na Ho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

You're beautiful

There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, “You're beautiful!” and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple minutes later his eyes fluttered open and he said “You're cute!” Well, the wife was dissapointed because instead of “beautiful” it was “cute.” She said “What happened to ‘beautiful’? His reply was “The drugs are wearing off!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter

Kanjoos Aadmi ek hotel mai enter hua..

Waiter: janab kia chahiye.?

Kanjoos: Mai Subah yahan naashta kar ke gaya tha,
kuch bach gaya tha, Wohi le aao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In 2020 girl

In 2020 girl:"Dekh yar kya item jaa raha hai

Oye Murgey Tera mobile no. Kya hai. ?
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Boy:"Aap ke ghar me baap, bhai nahi hai kya ?
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Girl:"baap aur bhai sab hai, par tu nahi hai na chikne :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shadi main khana

Shadi main Khana khany k 2 usool.
Rule 1:
Pehli baar is tarha khao k dosri baar nahi milega.
Rule 2:
Doosri baar is tarha khao k pehli bar mila he nahi.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)