Aaj k bacche
Aaj k bacche..
Ek baccha baap ke
saamne Cigarette pee
raha tha..
.
Ek Aadmi:" Oye Baap ke
Saamne
Cigarette Pee raha hai
be.. ??
.
.
.
Baccha:" Toh baap
konsa Petrol Pump hai
be Jo Udd jaega..??
Bolti band..
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