Aaj k bacche

Aaj k bacche..

Ek baccha baap ke
saamne Cigarette pee
raha tha..
.
Ek Aadmi:" Oye Baap ke
Saamne
Cigarette Pee raha hai
be.. ??
.
.
.
Baccha:" Toh baap
konsa Petrol Pump hai
be Jo Udd jaega..??

Bolti band..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 863 views
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