A donkey kicked sardar & ran away, sardar ran to catch the donkey.

He saw a zebra and started beating it and said, Sala tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 765 views

Boy Friend On Phone

Boy Friend on phone:
Hi dear muje teri bahut yaad aa rahi hai
I seriously miss u!

GF: Abhi to baat ki humne
BF: Arey phirse tuje hi lag gaya, Sorry!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Father beta tumne

father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe.

1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna.
2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Matric Pass

Sardar: Interview Deny Gaya.

Officer: Tumhari Taleem Kiya,

Sardar:

L.L.K.M.P

Officer: Yay Kon c Degree Hai,

Sardar: Lamk Lamk K Matric
Pass.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo

Munna: Abay Circuit! Jaa Baajo Walay Ghar Say Doctor Ko Bula Ke Laa, Meri Tabiat Kharab Ho Reli Hai.

Circuit: Aey Bhai ! Aap To Khud Doctor Ho.

Munna: Bolay To Meri Fees Buhat Zyada Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)