Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 570 views

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse

Akbar: Hamare ammi abba humse itni mohabt karte thhe, ke hame sulane k lie sari sari raat jagte rehte, or hum fir b na sote the.

Funny Birbal: Tbhi to aap eklote reh gaye huzoor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sach bolne wali dawa

Pathan to Sardar: Mai ne aisi dawayi banayi hai, jese pee kar insaan sach bolne lagta hai, tum pee kar dekhlo
.
Sardar (dawayi pee kar): Aaakh tuu yai tu tail hai
.
Pathan: Dekha tum ne sach bola, yai waqayi tail hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne

Santa ko 500 or 50 Note Chaapne ka tender Mila.

Kanjoos Santa Ne kagaz bachane k liye Ek Taraf 500
or Dusri traf 50 ka Note Chhap Diye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pakistani: When a man died

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: That’s nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dekh lena tumhe nark main

Patni Aapne Pati Se- Dekh Lena Tumhe Nark Mein
Bhi Jagah Nahi Milegi..
Pati- Achcha Hai, Mai Bhi Har Jagah Tumhare Sath
Nahi Jaana Chahta.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)