Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 536 views

Boy peeke Ghar aaya aur,

Boy peeke Ghar aaya aur,

Dad se Bachne ke liye 1 badi Book leke Padne Laga....

Dad:- Peeke aya hai...??
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...Boy:- No Dad..!!
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Dad:- to Suitcase khol ke kya Bak Bak kar raha hai.....!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men

1 Admi talwar liye Masjid men gya or awaz di: Ap men koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

1 buzurg bolay: Main hun Admi buzurg ko bahir le gya or
unke qadmon men Bakra zibah kiya Phir Masjid men gya,
talwar se khoon tapak raha tha, log ghabra gaye Wo Bola:

Aur koi Sacha Muslman hy ?

Kisi ne Awaz lagayi: Molvi sahib hen
Molvi ghusay se bola: Bakwas kr raha hy Kamina:
Main tu elaan krwane aya tha k Cable nahi aa rahi parson se.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Papa Ka Vibration Mode

Santa sardi lagne se kamp raha tha. Uska beta doctor ko phone karta hai.

Doctor: Kya hua?

Son: Bimari ka to pata nahin par bapu subha se vibration mode pe laga hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

2 Pathan Darkht K Neche Bathay kr rahey the
Achank Darkht Se Aam Gira
.
Pehla Pathan:
Ye Aam Kyse Gira?
Aam Khud hi bola
.
"Pak gya hon"
Tum Log Ki Bakwas sun Kr

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

My heart

Girl:- My heart like a mobile in that u r a sim
card.
Boy:- I m very happy.
Girl:- Don’t be too happy
if I get a new offer I will change the sim card

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)