Boy to his friend

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 706 views
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