Hospital gaya
Aik admi ki taang ki hadi toot gaye.
Hospital gaya to wahan dossray aadmi ki dono tangay toti dekh kar bola ....Kia aap ki 2 biwiyan hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 2244 views
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