Santa interview k liye jata hai
Santa interview k liye jata hai. Boss- aapka janm kahan hua hai?
santa- tiruvantpuram.
Boss- spelling batao?
santa- nahi - nahi goa me hua tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1009 views
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