Main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1074 views
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Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
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?
dekha ho gaya na
?
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TIME WASTE!!
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