Ek Mendhak Jyotishi Ke Paas

Ek Mendhak Jyotishi Ke Paas Gaya,Jyotishi Ne Kaha: Baccha teri Kismat Main Ek Ladki Hai,Wo Tere Baare Main Jaanna Chahti Hain.

Mendhak: Maharaaj Wo Milegi kahan Par.
Jyotishi: Bayolab Main

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1170 views
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