A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 887 views

Mubarak ho!

NURSE: Mubarak ho! Is waqat 2 baj rahy hen or Aap B 2 bacho k baap ban gaye ha.

Pathan: Shukar hai Hum 12 baje ni Aae.
ap pogo lagao

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

student life

Agar Question paper tough lagy
Ya samaj mai aye tu
Ek gahri saans lo, owr zor se chilawo:
.
.
"Kameeno fail hi karna hai tu exam kion laity ho…"

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Mom kya aapne

Santa : Mom kya aapne mujhe paida hone se pehle dekha tha?

Mom : Nahi to beta!

Santa : To phir paida hone ke baad aapne mujhe pehchana kaise??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Women revenge

Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.
'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to
come shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally.'

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kiu ke churi ooper hai

Kuch pathan cow ko first floor per le ja rahay thay.

Admi: Is ko ooper kiu le ja rahe ho??

Pathan: Zibah kerne ke liye.

Admi: Magar ooper kiu?

Pathan: Kiu ke churi ooper hai..

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)