A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 910 views

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish –

Ek student ki aakhri khwaish – Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena, maru to 1 ghoot beer pila dena,

mein tajmahal nahi chahta dosto, meri kabr par girls hostel bana dena!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

TELEPHONE DIARY

1 Sardar library me 3 Ghante 1 Book padhne k Baad bola SO BORING itne sare characters but no story.

Librarian-
Sardar Ji, wo TELEPHONE DIARY thi.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho

Husb: Aj Koi Aysi Bat Kho., Jisse Dil Khush b ho Jaye or Jal b Jaye., Wife: Apke k sb Frnd's me sb se Acchi KISS Krne ka Style Apka h..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Raju tum kis liye college aate ho?

Teacher: raju, tum kis liye college aate ho?
Student: vidya ke khaatir
Teacher: toh ab so kyu rahe ho?
Student: aaj vidya nahi aayi hai sir

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Postman: I have

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Blonde: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)