A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 681 views

Ek Chuhey Ne

Ek Chuhey Ne Ek Pura Suit Kutr K Kha Liya Magar Wo Fir b Bhukh Se Mar gya

Kyuki Wo Suit

MaLLika Shearwat Ka tha...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Clever answer to police

I was stopped 4 speeding!
The officer got out of his car, Said to me"'I been waiting 4u all day''.

I replied "Got here as fast as I can". he laugh and let me go!

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Pappu To Customer Care

Pappu To Customer Care Executive: Sir meri bakri sim kha kar bhag gayi hai…….

Executive: Toh mein kya karu….
Pappu: Dekho kahin roming mein toh nahi chali gayi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy

President Asif Zardari ny PCB Chairman Ijaz butt Sy Match Fixing Ki Report Talab Karli...,

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"Mera Hissa Kahaan Hy"....=P

by Raju (few years ago!)

dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi

Iqbal (Ahmad say):dunya ka sab say taqat war aadmi kon hai?

Ahmad: traffic police jo sirf hath kay aik isharay say sainkron garyan rok leta hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)