A burglar has just made it into the house he's intending ransacking, and he's looking around for stuff to steal. All of a sudden, a little voice pipes up, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

Startled, the burglar looks around the room. No one there at all, so he goes back to his business.

"I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

The burglar jumps again, and takes a longer look around the room. Over in the corner by the window, almost obscured by curtains, is a cage in which sits a parrot, who pipes up again, "I can see you, and so can Jesus!"

"So what," says the burglar, "you're only a parrot!"

To which the parrot replies, "Maybe, but Jesus is a rottweiler!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Snta-Muje Sanskrit Sikha do

Pndit-Q?

Snta-Devtao ki Bhasha h Swarg Me Kaam Aygi

P-Agr Narq Gya To?

Snta-Gaalio ka diploma Delhi Belly se kr lia h!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Unmarried shaksh

Unmarried shaksh gher se nikalty hoay:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna",
aor
Gher enter hoty waqt,
... "Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

Married shakhs gher mein enter hoty waqt:

"Ya ALLAH apni Hifazat mein rakhna"
aor

Gher se nikalty waqt,
"Ya ALLAH tera Shuker"..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik sawal

Yaar aik sawaal puchna tha..
.
Pepsi ka nhi puchna
.
Munni ki badnaami ka b nahi puchna
.
Kasam sey Dadi or umair wala b nahi puchna
.
Munji baboo ka b nahi puchna
.
SheiLa ki jawani ka b nh puchna
.
Bus ye puchna tha k
.
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.
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ZUBAIDA AAPA totKey kahan sey Laati hain???

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A lucknowi nawab

A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?

Sardar: O kutty hath to laga,
daikh tujhy zalel kese karta hon

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)