Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.

santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1016 views
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