Santa: Tumhe kyu arrest kiya gayaa hai?

banta: maine 50 rupaye ka chillar diya. isliye.

santa: usme kya galti hai?
banta: maine chillar mein do 25 rupaye ka note diyaa tha :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

boys and girls

aaj kal boys aur girls apne bare mein kya sochte hain???? Boys sochte hain ki girls ringtone ki thara hothi hain jab chahe jab badal lo.. aur girls sochte hain ki boys message ki thara hothe hain ager pasand aye toh rake lo inbox mein nahi toh delete kar doh!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Bakri ne anda

Golu, Molu se : aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya
hai! Molu : bakri kaise anda de sakti hai? Golu :
arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri akha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bank nahi gaya

Sardar ko sapney mein ik ladki ne chappal maari,
2 din tk sardar apney bank nahii gayaa,
Qnky bank mein likha thaa..

“hum aapkey sapney ko hakikat mein badaltey hain” :-P
Waaa Oye Sardar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Nobel Priz

Sardar Was Awarded 2010 Nobel Prize For His New "Theory Of Motion" Which States: "Loose Motion Can Never Be Done In Slow Motion." ;->

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Mai teri jaan nikal dungi

Teachar-"mai teri jaan nikal dungi" ka future tense kya hoga?

Student- tu, saali hath laga ke to dikha..

Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)