1 Old Lady ne ATM

?1 Old Lady ne ATM ke pas SAnta se: Beta mera Balnce check kArdo..

SAnta ne usko Dhakka de diya,

Lady gir gAyi..

SAnta- tumhAra Balance kharab hAI amma..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 633 views
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