It is well known saying that

It is well known saying that-`jo hase,unke ghar base.`
But the question is`ghar basne ke bad kitne hase!`

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 691 views
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Aik pathan dosry pathan se: yar ye SENT MESSAGE kia h0ta he?
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