Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya

Eik Charsi Nay Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,
Aur Apnay He Ghar Say Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kia,
Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,
Subha Jab Ghar Poncha
To Bakra Ghar Main Tha,
Bivi Say Pocha Bakra Kahan Say Aya? Bivi:
Bakray Ko Goli Maro!!
Ye Batao Raat Ko Tum Choron Ki Tarha
KUTAY Ko Kahan Lay Kar Gay Thay??

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1209 views
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