Dost Pathan Se

Dost Pathan Se: Tum To Aaj Doctor Ke Pas Janay Walay Thay,
Kyon Nahin Gay?

Pathan: Yara Ham Kal Jaey Ga,
Aaj Hamara Tabiat Kharab Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 923 views
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