meethai ki dukan
Customer To Shopkeeper: Teri Dukan To Mithai Ki Hai Tera Dil Nahi Karta Khaane Ko...
Shopkeeper : Mithai Khaane Ko Dil Bohat Karta Hai Magar Abba Cheezian Gin Ke Jaata Hai Is Liye Choos Ke Rakh Deta Hoon
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 960 views
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