Santa was sitting in a cricket ground.. Security
Guard: Cricket match is over now,why r u still
sitting? Santa: Oye yaar, I m waiting for
highlights

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 930 views

Pathan

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain ge :-

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Patient/Doctor

Doctor:Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient:Yes.

Doctor:So your asthma disappeared completely?

Patient:No, but my TV & Laptop did.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

meri dictionary main

Santa:-meri dictionary main namumkin shabd nahin hai.

Banta:-are yaar dictionary kharidne se pahle check kar lena chahiye na.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek larki ne namaz parhi

Ek larki ne namaz parhi aur shadi kay liye dua mangne lagi to sharama geye kahne lagi
“Aey Allah mein apne liye kuch nahi mangti bus meri Ammi ko ek Khubsurat Damaad de de.
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Pata he kya hua
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USKI choti behan ki shadi ho gai.

M0RAL: Duaon mein funkaarian nahi kerni chhiyen.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher Student

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)