1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 912 views

Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay

Girl:
Muje Ik Esa Husbnd Chahiay Jo Achi Achi Baten Kare
Hansi Mazaq Kare
Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye

Santa:
Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A serious thought

A serious thought

umar ki raah mein jazbaat badal jaate hai

Waqt ki aandhi mein halaat badal jaate hai

Sochta hoon kaam kar kar ke record tod du

Lekin kambakht salary dekte hi khayaal badal jaate hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Boy: darling, tumhara naam

Boy: darling, tumhara naam apny haath py likhun ya dil py ??
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Girl: idhar udhar kio likhty ho..!!

ager sacha pyar karty ho to apni property k papers py likh do =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wife Kaash Main Newspaper Hoti

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti

Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)