Sardi nai lagti

Dunia me 3 jandaar aise hain jin ko sardi. Nai lagti
;1.bafani reech
2.penguin
3.wo khawaten jo shadi attand karne ja rahi hun.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 542 views
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