A Beautiful Girl enter the class
A Beautiful Girl enter the class room..
All boys got crazy for her..
They all stand in her way,, but after her reply they all had almost died..
What she said.. ?
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Bhai sahab jagah dain..
Jhaaru lagana hai :p
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1114 views
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