Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?

Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views

Can U tell me Exactly, where is ur heart?

Biology Ki Miss:

Grlz
Can U tell me Exactly,
where is ur heart?

All Grlz
Shouted Loudly:

“MUSHTAQ”
K
PaaSs!

Teachr Smiles
&
Says:

Mera B..
1 ajnabi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Boy Teasing A Girl

Boy Teasing A Girl: Ae Chalti Kiya?

Girl: Kaha?

Boy: Wherever You Say

Girl: Ok Lets Go Shopping
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Boy: Kasam Se Didi , Aapke Sath Toh Na Mazak Krna Bhi Gunaah Hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring

Girl : Tum mujhe apni heere ki ring de do, mein ring ko dekh
ke tumhe yaad kiya karungi,
Boy : Tum ye sochkar yaad kar lena ki kamine se ring mangi
thi aur usne nahi di!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

A Very Desperate Marriage

A man really loved a woman, but he was just too shy to propose to her. Now he was up in his years and neither of them had ever been married. Of course, they dated about once a week for the past six years, but he was so timid he just never got around to suggesting marriage much less living together.

But one day, he became determined to ask her the question. So he calls her on the phone, "June."

"Yes, this is June."

"Will you marry me?"

"Of course I will! Who's this?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)