Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun aaye ho School 8 baje shuru hota hai.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.pk.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 944 views

Tmhare Abu Kya Kaam Krte Han?

Teacher: Tmhare Abu Kya Kaam Krte Han?

Bacha: unki apni UPS shop ha.

Teacher: Nice. Acha ye UPS ka kya mtlab ha?

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Bacha: Ustaad Pakora Shop

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A little boy asks his father

A little boy asks his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”

& the father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pappu asked 1 question

Pappu asked 1 question and teacher got confused.
Question was: Black is colour, white is also a colour but black and white is not a colour TV. Why?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Raju (few years ago!)

Grocery Shopping

A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old girl in her basket. As they passed the cookie section, the child asked for cookies and her mother told her "no." The little girl immediately began to whine and fuss, and the mother said quietly, "Now Ellen, we just have half of the aisles left to go through; don't be upset. It won't be long."

He passed the Mother again in the candy aisle. Of course, the little girl began to shout for candy. When she was told she couldn't have any, she began to cry. The mother said, "There, there, Ellen, don't cry. Only two more aisles to go, and then we'll be checking out."

The man again happened to be behind the pair at the check-out, where the little girl immediately began to clamor for gum and burst into a terrible tantrum upon discovering there would be no gum purchased today. The mother patiently said, "Ellen, we'll be through this check out stand in five minutes, and then you can go home and have a nice nap."

The man followed them out to the parking lot and stopped the woman to compliment her. "I couldn't help noticing how patient you were with little Ellen..."

The mother broke in, "My little girl's name is Tammy... I'm Ellen."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)