Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun

Funny Teacher: Aaj tum late kyun aaye ho School 8 baje shuru hota hai.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.pk.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 675 views
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