Ghar Der Se Aya Hai
In Court Judge Said 2 Women:
U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mera Tum Ne.
Woman:Mjhay Kya Pta Daako
Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar
Ghar Der Se Aya Hai.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 941 views
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