pathan
Pathan ka Shak
1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..
Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:
“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 811 views
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