Nehla k Bheja Karen
Teacher ne 1 Bachhe ki Mom ko Likha: Bache ko Nehla k Bheja Karen.
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Mom Ne Note Parhne K Baad Likha: Bachhe ko Parhaya Karen, Soongha Na Karen. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 867 views
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